The HUMP!
Film Festival!


The dirty film festival
curated by Dan Savage



Since 2005, the HUMP! Film Festival has challenged ordinary people from all over the Pacific Northwest to become temporary porn-stars by making their very own five-minute dirty movies for a chance to win big cash prizes. And they did not disappoint! The resulting short films run the gamut of sexual styles: straight, gay, lesbian, transgender... every color in the sexual rainbow. Created and performed by sex-positive people just like you, HUMP! films are sexy, funny, thought-provoking, artistic, outrageous, and oh so real. Now, we're bringing the very best of HUMP! to your town! See 22 of the hottest HUMP! films in action. They'll make you laugh, squeal, and marvel at the broad (and creative) range of human sexuality. It's the best of HUMP! You'll be glad you came.

It's the Sexiest, Funnest, Most Creative Dirty Movie Fest in the World... HUMP!

Since 2005, the HUMP! Film Festival has challenged ordinary people from all over the Pacific Northwest to become temporary porn-stars by making their very own five-minute dirty movies for a chance to win big cash prizes. And they did not disappoint! The resulting short films run the gamut of sexual styles: straight, gay, lesbian, transgender... every color in the sexual rainbow. Created and performed by sex-positive people just like you, HUMP! films are sexy, funny, thought-provoking, artistic, outrageous, and oh so real. Now, we're bringing the very best of HUMP! to your town! See 22 of the hottest HUMP! films in action. They'll make you laugh, squeal, and marvel at the broad (and creative) range of human sexuality. It's the best of HUMP! You'll be glad you came.



The Films


Hysterical Bullshit   A dedicated but distracted reader attempts to get through Mike Huckabee's Gods, Guns, Grits and Gravy.

Cake Boss   Beat until stiff - unlike any other whipping scene you've seen in HUMP!

Hotels and Haircuts   Hairdressers do it better.

The Collector   A man opens up about his disturbing collection. A truly jarring film.

Art Primo: Dick & Pussy   An afternoon's delight.

Blown   Men embrace their bodies — and their blowjobs.

Let's Try to Fuck   Young Billy learns some valuable life lessons in this highly educational film.

Lube Dispenser   This is the one you'll be talking about with your friends — and your therapist.

Porn Star of the Year   Meet the man behind the money shots.

Cuckold   A straight couple acts on an emotionally charged fantasy.

Film Bonoir   A cynical dick takes on a challenging head case.

Hey Man   The voices are coming from inside your phone!

It Kind of Feels Like…   Yeah... it kinda does feel like that!

Unicorn in the Castle   Kinks aren't just for kids.

Orgies Happening Tonight   You never know who you’ll meet at the town's biggest and best orgy.

Two Boys and Some Rope   Everything the title promises - plus blue tube socks and some truly hot sex.

Pachisi   A man, a woman, a board game.

I Fist a Grrrl   How come we never get invited to houseparties this exciting?

Lipstick   A killer night.

Level Up   Fun and feminism and video games and hot sex.

Wild Lovers   Two queers and some rope.

DICK   For anyone who thinks there wasn't enough dick in HUMP this year.



Reviews

2016 Tour Dates

Pittsburgh

Friday

March 04

Ace Hotel Pittsburgh
120 S Whitfield St.
Pittsburgh, PA 15206

Saturday

March 05

Ace Hotel Pittsburgh
120 S Whitfield St.
Pittsburgh, PA 15206

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Eugene

Friday

March 04

Bijou Art Cinemas
492 E 13th Ave
Eugene, OR 97401

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Saturday

March 05

Bijou Art Cinemas
492 E 13th Ave
Eugene, OR 97401

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Los Angeles

Friday

March 18

Downtown Independent
251 S. Main Street
Los Angeles, CA 90012

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Saturday

March 19

Downtown Independent
251 S. Main Street
Los Angeles, CA 90012

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Friday

March 25

Downtown Independent
251 S. Main Street
Los Angeles, CA 90012

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Saturday

March 26

Downtown Independent
251 S. Main Street
Los Angeles, CA 90012

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Long Beach

Thursday

March 24

Art Theatre
2025 E 4th St
Long Beach, CA 90814

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Madison

Friday

April 01


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

The Barrymore Theater
2090 Atwood Ave
Madison, WI 53704

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A special Savage Love Live

Saturday

April 02


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

The Barrymore Theater
2090 Atwood Ave
Madison, WI 53704

Chicago

Thursday

April 07


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

Music Box Theater
3733 N. Southport Ave.
Chicago, IL 60613

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A special Savage Love Live

Friday

April 08


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

Music Box Theater
3733 N. Southport Ave.
Chicago, IL 60613

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Saturday

April 09


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

Music Box Theater
3733 N. Southport Ave.
Chicago, IL 60613

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Montréal

Friday

April 15

Cinéma du Parc
3575 av. Du Parc
Montréal, QC H2X 3P9

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Saturday

April 16

Cinéma du Parc
3575 av. Du Parc
Montréal, QC H2X 3P9

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Providence

Friday

April 29


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

Columbus Theater
270 Broadway
Providence, RI 02903

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A special Savage Love Live

Saturday

April 30


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

Columbus Theater
270 Broadway
Providence, RI 02903

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Portland

Friday

May 06

Cinema 21
616 NW 21st Ave
Portland, OR 97209

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Saturday

May 07

Cinema 21
616 NW 21st Ave
Portland, OR 97209

Seattle

Friday

May 13


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

SIFF Uptown Theater
511 Queen Anne Ave N
Seattle, WA 98109

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Saturday

May 14


Hosted by
Dan Savage!

SIFF Uptown Theater
511 Queen Anne Ave N
Seattle, WA 98109

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Ann Arbor

Friday

May 13

State Theater
233 S State St.
Ann Arbor, MI 48104

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Saturday

May 14

State Theater
233 S State St.
Ann Arbor, MI 48104

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Philadelphia

Saturday

May 21

Theatre of Living Arts
334 South St
Philadelphia, PA 19147

Email: info@humptour.com if you’d like to suggest your city for the Festival.

More Dates Soon...

  • Cleveland
  • Eugene
  • Washington DC
  • Philadelphia
  • Brooklyn
  • Bend
  • Vancouver BC
  • Ann Arbor
  • Austin
  • Minneapolis
  • Denver
  • Baltimore
  • Salt Lake City
  • Seattle
  • Portland
  • Olympia


T-shirts

We loved our beautiful HUMP! t-shirts this year and HUMP! audiences did too. Show everyone you got HUMPed!

FREE U.S. SHIPPING!
100% Pre-shrunk cotton
Design: Black camel with "HUMP!" logo on olive green shirt.
Art by Chris Ziemba aka "Dafizzner"
KELLY O



Dan pictured with one of the many extra credit props found in Hump!

Dan Savage


Dan Savage curates Hump! Savage writes the internationally syndicated relationship and sex advice column Savage Love and the podcast Savage Lovecast.